YOU'RE SO REAL
When the sun starts sinking
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Had to miss out on yesterday’s Objectified Dwarf Day at Art of the Dwarves yesterday or so on account of the deadline I’m currently dealing with (cryptically known as Spandex Nightmare).
But the calling is too strong, so had to doodle something in that vein during my precious break time before returning to the Nightmare.
“Not Thorin??” you say? Sorry babes, but Varric-Motherfucking-Tethras is the forever reigning Hot Dwarf King of My Heart ;3
Gawd, Bioware should’ve let Hawke motorboat dat chest.
Because the grass is always greener…
…or the hair is always thicker yet tangle-free?
He’s a story teller!
I was actually really late in the game. I hadn’t finished DAO yet, so I didn’t know anything about him. I really enjoyed my Brosca start, but it red-ringed my 360. So … I wound up buying DAO/DAA on the PS3 a week before DA2 came out.
I think I started getting really excited when I saw Aimo’s artwork suggesting Varric would be a love interest. I was soooo excited about the possibility of a dwarf love interest, especially after the letdown of Leske and Gorim and Oghren and Sigrun. (…I’ve kind of got a thing, I guess.)
I love how Varric interacts with Hawke. I love that he’s very watchful and protective. I love that his words and phrasing are rude and unapologetic. He’s the kind of suave mofo I gravitate toward in stories and games.
I was working on an Assassin’s Creed cosplay when I decided to work on Varric. I found the moleskin in a bargain bin and decided I JUST HAD TO HAVE VARRIC’S COAT. And it kind of went from there.
Turns out I really do have a thicker/shorter body type. And the square jaw. And the blonde hair. And the personality. And the canon aversions to alcoholism. And the canon attraction to looking more fierce than I am. And Hawke. And Bianca.
Really, Varric’s very harmonious for me. :)
30 Days OTP Challenge - Day 8 : Cosplaying. (as Morrigan and Varric)
I SWEAR THE NEXT ONES WONT BE AS SKETCHY AND LAME BUT I SWEAR I WAS BUSY GOING TO MC DONALDS TODAY.
HNNKKKGGGG
(and those were the last words ever typed by virusq)
(rip, fangirl overload)

Don’t even like bows and I fell in love a little bit. >_> Unf.
Oh… Oh my goodness
BIANCA HAS COMPETITION NOW.
I dub thee, Lord Silvertongue. You certainly have a way with the ladies, my good sir. (strokes crossbow)
Beast! The crossbow’s name is Beast. Serves me right — I should have checked the original link.
(pets the crossbow)
Dance with me, precious, I’ll show you a thing or two!
Ovaries go super nova and Varric just keeps fighting? That’s it, ladies. We’ll never pry him away from Bianca.
(Source: taztothesky)
Drinking with Sunshine
Hi guys! Recently (ie this morning!) urdnotkassa and I noticed on our fandom tea blends that Adagio is currently offering to send out FREE 3OZ pouches in concordance with a tumblr giveaway.
So, what does this mean? Basically, Adagio will send an art+tea pouch to the winner, absolutely free of charge. (Note: according to Adagio’s rules, the winner must have an address in the US in order to be eligible. Sorry, non-US folks! I will try to do something lovely for you in the near future, once I have mailed out the winners of the previous giveaway!) The following teas from Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect will be available:
DRAGON AGE 2
Blondtea (Anders); Turn and Face the Tiger Eye (Fenris); Tea of the Knight Herself (Aveline Vallen); Veracitea (Varric Tethras)MASS EFFECT
Calibration Break (Garrus Vakarian); Integritea (Kaidan Alenko); Embrace Eternitea (Liara T’Soni); Kalahira Guide This Tea (Thane Krios)8 teas. 8 winners. 8 chances to win. The Adagio tea giveaway rules are as follows!
The contest will run for 2 weeks and the winner will receive:
- 3oz pouch of one of 8 tea blends as provided by Adagio Teas! (worth $10 each!)
Rules:
- The giveaway prize is limited to US residences ONLY.
- Reblog up to 2 times a day.
- Likes don’t count!
- The contest ends on November 5th, 2012.
- The winner will be chosen randomly from all entries.
- I will contact the winner once the contest ends and they will have 3 days to get back to me with their address.
So, if you’re looking to try one of these Bioware teas with urdnotkassa’s lovely artwork on the labels, give this a reblog!
ALL THE TEAS
ALL OF THEM
Cover art for Dragon Age: Until We Sleep.
Bounce off that dude, Varric! Bounce!
Until We Sleep
BLUE EYES
YES
BLUE EYES
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
